My classes, Nelly, a suggestion, Pete C.

I am currently taking three classes in law school: business organizations, gender discrimination, and community property. Basically, if I ever feel the need, I can start a business, hire my wife, sexually harass her at work, and then divorce her and know how to keep my own stuff.

It’s kinda funny how religiously I attend class when all I do is sit in the very back row and play spider solitaire.

Rapper Nelly really makes me chuckle with his clever rap lyrics in the song “Grillz,” talking about his platinum and gold teeth:
“Where I got 'em you can spot 'em
On da top; and da bottom
Gotta bill in my mouth like I'm Hillary Rodham”

Wouldn’t it make more sense for the word palindrome to be spelled palinnilap?

USC football coach Pete Carrol has developed quite a reputation for consistently making the risky call of going for the first on fourth down situations, such that the student body has made a special cheer for such occasions. I really look forward to fourth downs, because there is nothing quite like ten thousand students yelling “big balls Pete!” while making motions of cupping giant testicles.