I don't know how to make hyperlinks

I suppose I should learn, but I'm lazy and don't care enough.

This is the funniest thing I've read in a while:


"I, Jason Mulgrew, am a terrible lover. I have no idea how to please a woman sexually (or emotionally, psychologically, or mentally, for that matter). If you go to bed with me, it will be an unpleasant experience that will feature 40-80 seconds of rocking motion, then a noise that sounds like a grizzly bear falling down a flight of stairs, then a request for a high five. This is all I can give you, aside for upwards of $90 for your troubles. In my bedroom, you are more likely to find a Sasquatch eating a sandwich while Santa Claus masturbates than you are to have an orgasm."


Kinda long, but worth reading.

http://www.jasonmulgrew.com/main/2007/04/24/