Please accept me Sarah!

I've been kind of bummed out recently because I put in a friend request on MySpace for Sarah Silverman and she has yet to accept me as a friend.

If there is one thing Fergie loves to do, it's to spell words out in her songs.

I just saw a commercial for Ireland that claimed one of the reasons to visits was for their poetry festival. What the hell do people do at a poetry festival? Read poetry? What else?

Cell phones are getting smaller and smaller, which is pretty cool because you barely even notice them in your pocket. Well, it's cool unless you are my roommate Alex, who realized his Motorola Razor was in his pocket after sitting in the hot tub for a solid ten minutes.

How the hell do you steer a hot air balloon? I mean, if you go on a hot air balloon trip, does the guide just say, "well, we will be taking off from this field and we will land wherever the wind takes us." That seems difficult to plan for.

I went to see the movie 300 and all I could think about when I got home was how I needed to do some sit ups.