Courtesy of my buddy Steve...

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Boycott shampoo -- demand REAL poo.

Eschew obfuscation.

Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

I took an I.Q. test and the results were negative.

Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.

I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Dyslexics have more ufn.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

All generalizations are false.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else!