My diet, in numbers
95: Percentage of things I prepare that are either a sandwich, out of a box, or are made in the microwave.
10-12: estimated number of half empty bottles of Cholula hot sauce stolen from the local Baja Fresh my roommates and I have gone through since August.
60: Percentage of things I eat for dinner that have the word "Helper" or "-aroni" in their title.
3: Number of fruits and veggies I eat in any given week: bananas, apples, and carrots. But I do eat just about every one of them everyday.
100: Percentage of meat that I eat I cook by stovetop, BBQ, or my George Foreman. Seriously, I have no clue how to cook meat any other way. I mean, I'm sure I could figure out how to turn the oven on, but I can't say I know how to do it, because I've never used the oven in this house.
0: My idea of how big a tablespoon is. Honestly, I have no idea. Whenever an aforementioned "Helper" requires 3 tablespoons of butter, I just grab a decent sized gob of the spreadable stuff with a regular spoon.
5,000: Number of dollars I would invest in pepperoni pizza Lean Pockets if I had it. Delicious, with only 7 grams of fat, 11% of your daily allowance of fiber, convenient to eat on the go, and ready in two and a half minutes, this little treat gets five stars.
10-12: estimated number of half empty bottles of Cholula hot sauce stolen from the local Baja Fresh my roommates and I have gone through since August.
60: Percentage of things I eat for dinner that have the word "Helper" or "-aroni" in their title.
3: Number of fruits and veggies I eat in any given week: bananas, apples, and carrots. But I do eat just about every one of them everyday.
100: Percentage of meat that I eat I cook by stovetop, BBQ, or my George Foreman. Seriously, I have no clue how to cook meat any other way. I mean, I'm sure I could figure out how to turn the oven on, but I can't say I know how to do it, because I've never used the oven in this house.
0: My idea of how big a tablespoon is. Honestly, I have no idea. Whenever an aforementioned "Helper" requires 3 tablespoons of butter, I just grab a decent sized gob of the spreadable stuff with a regular spoon.
5,000: Number of dollars I would invest in pepperoni pizza Lean Pockets if I had it. Delicious, with only 7 grams of fat, 11% of your daily allowance of fiber, convenient to eat on the go, and ready in two and a half minutes, this little treat gets five stars.
posted by Scott Ball @ 12:50 AM
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