Stereotypes

I went to Chipotle today and got a burrito and a side of chips. I was then curious later and went online to look up the nutritional info: 75 grams of fat and 1600 calories. I couldn't believe it. Then I remembered this innocent looking Mexican food place is actually owned by McDonalds. It’s really no different than fast food. But it doesn't look like it- it almost looks somewhat healthy. I bet that place is going to make a ton of money. And heart disease will continue to be the number one killer of Americans.

Today at an amusement park I saw possibly the tallest midget in America. She was like five feet tall and clearly had dwarfism or midgetitis or whatever the scientific name is. I guarantee she is the equivalent of a female Yao Ming of the midget population.

I bet the people who hate stereotypes the most are black guys with small genitalia and Asians who are bad at math.

My buddy Joe, who lives in Philadelphia, owed me $35 and I had been bugging him to send me a check, so he did last week. Always a really nice guy, Joe included with the check a coupon good for “Buy 10 Wings Get 10 Wings Free!” at Hooters and two McDonald’s Monopoly game pieces, North Carolina and B & O Railroad.